honey moocher

Someone who can't afford a real honeymoon so they stay with family and friends.

they bragged about their great honeymoon, but to their family they were just honey moochers.

by ladyJaneDoe May 3, 2018

Meme moocher

Meme Moocher (noun): Someone who shares their friends memes without liking or reacting to it before the repost by said meme moocher.

An offence punishable by death of Facebook friendship without a trial.

That goddamn mutherfucker Bob has been sharing my memes again without liking them, this is it, the last straw I am unfriending that meme moocher.

by Gareth Viviers November 14, 2019

dank moochie

a dank (moist) man coochie.

friend 1: did u see that guy he's totally got a dank moochie
friend 2: ew totally.

by dank moochie November 30, 2020

Freedom Moocher

n. Freedom Moochers are individuals or groups that reap all of the benefits of freedom while neither participating in the preservation of such freedom noir contributing anything of substance or relevant options towards the perpetuation of said freedom.

Mostly amoral or morally subjective creatures they either abhor American Patriots and Patriotism or participate actively in “plastic patriotism” also known as “faking the funk”.

A closely linked cousins to the shitbag, a freedom moocher will have never served communities or country, and rely completely on the actions of others for their provision.

Antonym: Freedom Feelers

Freedom Moochers hate the military.

Freedom Moochers hate law enforcement.

Freedom moochers hate the 4th of July.

Freedom moochers prostitute themselves hoping for perestroika

Just turn on the news and you’ll hear multiple freedom moochers tell you everything wrong with anything related to freedom.

by Fact Based Person March 12, 2021

Da Moochie

A gang consisting of some stupid damn people: I love Applesauce, I am a Nutritious Plant, I am Good, Coolbeanio, Rubix Magic, I love Snakes, etc. This gang also looks forward to crushing All Friend's World, another gang.

Me: Let's play The Green Slime Boy

You: Oh my, ok. So what's ya password

Me: Andymac mama join them

You: Ya join them and ya see that...

Me: OH MY I SEE DA MOOCHIE IMA LEAVE RIGHT AWAY

You: Oh my, I have TA go now, call me at seven

Me: POOOOOP *Hangs up*

by The Man with the Pam January 13, 2022

Zoocari Moochie Moochie

A statement used to describe people who are doing something stupid.

Ashley: Squidward was the krab from Spongebob right?

John: Zoocari Moochie Moochie *gesturing like a monkey*

by Oofer Gang January 21, 2023

Smooch Moocher

Someone who constantly needs kisses from their partner.

My girlfriend's such a smooch moocher, but I love her for it.

by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023