mocking your member

to jack off. your "mocking your member" because your tugging on your own weiner, as to say "haha you can't get any!"

I called you three times! Why didn't you answer? Were you mocking your member again?

by ifuckdumbbitches November 28, 2007

Molkie

As a verb; to achieve much greatness

As an adjective; synonymous with, cute, sexy, and smiley

Someone who is brilliant and sexy and lights up the world may be referred to as Molkie.

lovely :)

verb : 'to do a molkie'

adjective : 'OMG, he's so molkie :)'

Oi, Molkie!

Can also be shortened to Molks.

by TheGirlfriendoftheMolkie April 5, 2009

Mankindy

The quality of attributing the history and experiences of a particular group of white upwardly mobile Europeans to all humans and all time.

Did he really just say "We're living in a post-racial America"? How mankindy, thought Shaylih.

by dexter_z July 6, 2010

Mokiana

(Can be shortened to Moki) An amazing and pretty girl, who usually has a bestfriend starting with J, loves to Dougie and has the best hair out. She can sing pretty well and when she raps, some shit's about to go down :L

"Fuck yeah, it's Mokiana!"
"Man, some shit's about to go down!"

by pikkathebunch September 11, 2011

mockin around

1. when some crazy ho bitch gets kummer juice all over herself
2. Taking a penis and slapping yourself in the face with it
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1.)Joelle: Wheres Emily?.....
John: Shes over there mockin around

2.) Every saturday night emily goes mockin around in the tall grass gettin her goddam self pregnant

by farnum y jones November 3, 2006

Mankini

Item of clothing worn by Ed Dale to accentuate his natural assets.

Ed's looking hot today, that mankini really brings out the blue in his eyes.

by AllisonR-Barb-Lisa June 26, 2008

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Simply put, one of the greatest books ever written, featuring one of the most inspirational characters ever to be thought up by a human brain: Atticus Finch.

Many people have took up the law career because of this book.

Disagreeing with fuzzums and explaining the name of the book.

Harper Lee chose the name "To Kill a Mockingbird" for several reasons, as hinted in the story, Atticus telling Jem he can shoot all the blue jays he wants but never to kill a mocking bird "because they sing their hearts out for us"

Likewise, the death of Tom Robinson much resembled killing a mockingbird, he did nothing wrong, and only helped people.

To Kill a Mocking Bird is one of the greatest stories ever written.

I wish Atticus Finch was my dad.

by c0m May 27, 2010