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monique lombardo

A two-faced lier, and a thief. She has several different personalities, likes to play head games. She will be rud to you till you leave so she can fuck a guy she just met. When he runs off she back texting you again and talking to you like nothing ever happened.
My girl just started treating me badly for no reason till i finally left.

Sounds like you got monique lombardo.
by Tookalotofshit November 30, 2024
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Monique Moment

Having a brainfart, possibly due to being female, which results in slight delirium and on occasions delusions of current state(whether physical emotional or psychological)
A: hey I've never been given cheese cake factory

B: don't go you hate cheesecakes and it's mid
A:what are you talking about I've never said I hated cheesecakes
B: my fault twin, had a Monique moment
by BlackDiamond of the stars September 16, 2025
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Janae Monique

a beautiful girl, that has a mind of her own, she has the most beautiful figure, she more personalitys then anyone combined, she hates to be ignored and gets mad when her voice isnt heard. shes loving,caring,sweet,funny,brown skinned, big beautiful brown eyes, gorgeous smile. She is the most honest person you will ever meet, she speaks her mind and isnt afraid to do it. if you are in the wrong she'll let you know. shes the best person to talk to, most of the time ;. she is the type of girl any guy would want. she will be all that you ever desired. show her love and you will be shown it back. a lover like a janae is something you wont find anywhere.. it takes time to get deep in her thoughts but its worth it. shes a complete eye catcher, they say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and trustttt she is it !
Damn look at her, shes a Janae Monique.

hay baby baby you wanna be mah Janae Monique ;
by bunguru degebi October 28, 2012
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National Monique Appreciation Day

On February 22nd and 23rd we celebrate people named monique.
Emily: Hey! Happy National Monique Appreciation Day!
Monique: Thanks! I was worried you might forget!
by Not Jenavieve lol February 22, 2021
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Pockets on Monique

Pockets so filled with money, they look very large, just like Monica "Mo'Nique" Imes.
Yo I got them pockets on Monique, I just got paid yesterday.

"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne
by drum2beats March 14, 2011
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natalie monique johnson

Most beautiful young lady on earth 🌏 has a sporty personality very humerous and very popular
by Huggians January 13, 2017
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Freakalike monique

Really big black woman named monique who likes to eat mattresses and do butt stuff. Usually lives in the projects or with her homedog
Freakalike monique lookin like a trash snack
by IFloodedtheChiplotleBathroom October 22, 2018
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