Mongos

Jenna’s imaginary tits

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.

by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

Mongo

A girl who pukes all over the apartment like an untrained dog.

"There's puke in my shoe!!! MONGO, not again!"

by poutinepukes October 4, 2016

Mongo

Cutie

Mongo is a demunitive of a word Mongol and it means a cute Mongolian.

She/he is a Mongo. Cute Asian girl/boy

by Doc Dumpling April 13, 2022

Mongo

A really nice person who gets bullied by their peers for being nervous

Jaysus she’s some mongo

by Chickensndturkeycock May 19, 2022

Mongo Booty

Massive Booty (double cheeked up)

Damn bro… she got a mongo booty

by Bigbunz88 February 22, 2023

Mongo

someone who is a straight dumb and is addicted to one thing. like fruit loops.

person 1: jessie is addicted to sauce he is a real mongo.
person 2: ya he is a mega mongo

by WigWamp Master October 9, 2022