Dirty Mole

When a person inserts two hamsters of different colours into the rectum and then sits down and watches an episode of game of thrones, once the episode is finished the person lays down and points their ass in the air and the first hamster to emerge is crowned the dirty mole. Bets can be placed on this activity.

After a few drinks at a party James decided to play Dirty Mole, We all placed bets and it was the best 30th birthday party I’ve ever been too

by JLC83 April 8, 2020

mole shark

A name for teenage boys who look like they haven't hit puberty yet so their round babyface makes them look like a mole and their braces make them look like they have shark teeth.

Aaron: Michael highkey looks like a mole shark.

Kyle: Yeah fr. His fugly mole lookin ass face and his mouth full of braces makes me want to beat his ass.

by GialanellaLover69 April 30, 2019

g-mole

whacking ginger mole on ones cheek.

knox has a huge g-mole on his cheek

by chazza May 17, 2006

mole map

When you play connect the dots with your partners moles with your semen

Tom: Last night, I played connect the dots on my bitch's back with my jizz.

Richard: Oh so you made the mole map?

by Tom Seaman September 24, 2018

mole at the counter

Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!

by Zog The Undeniable January 23, 2004

mole day

October 23. A "holiday" made for avid chemistry fans, big and small due to the fact that Avagadros Number (6.02*10^23) is very important in that field. Mole day is celebrated on Oct 23 because of the 10^23.

Dude, its Mole day....party at the lab all night long!!! w00t

by Mr. McCall March 15, 2007

dole mole

The northern hemisphere equivalent of the aussies dale rat, too stupid to commit a crime and get sent to oz, found in most urban areas especially Bradford.

Its down his hole whatever he stole the dole mole! dale rat bradforddolemole

by gmanbrad April 16, 2010