mock bottom

A fake, deceptive or mendacious show of poverty.

A friend pleads poverty to avoid paying his way in a chi-chi restaurant when in fact he has money to burn. Far from being "rock bottom" he is said to be "mock bottom".

by Davis Matthews March 3, 2008

mocked up

Used to describe someone who has undergone plastic surgery that hasn't achieved the desired result because it looks strange, out of place and or is blatantly obvious.

As in when you mock up a new design. It is not complete.

That woman was mocked up mate! She looked like Michael Jackson!

by Dubdiz March 6, 2014

Mock Block

The act of making fun of yourself to preempt a funnier person from making fun of you. Used by less humorous folk as a defense mechanism.

Jill mock blocked Jack by making fun of her hill climbing skills before Jack could land his zinger.

by JumpingBakflash December 20, 2013

Mock

When a person has a giant monster dick/penis/cock

Hey nick.w.g nice mock 😘

by Master cooper gerkin October 1, 2016

Mock

Individual with extremely developed singular parts of their limbs. Stems from Luciano Mock; the world record holder for biggest calf/body proportions.

1. People with extremely developed + very specific muscular regions

2. People with brutally overproportional features when compared to the rest of the body

"Fookin hell mate; look at these slabs of flesh! Are these even organic matter or is it stones beneath his clothes?"
"Ah; dont worry; its just a Mock; his calves exhude dat big thicc mutation energy."

by Felsbrocken December 11, 2019

‘Mock

short for a hammock. only cool people call it a mock, and you are stupid if you don’t know what a mock is.

Robert went to the outdoor gear store and bought an orange ‘mock.

by Guacamole.69 March 10, 2020

Mock

When you call someone a mock, it means there annoying, irritating, or overall just a headache.

“Why won’t you answer me?” - person 1
“Because your such a mock.” - person 2

by heheh1234 November 24, 2020