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Military Girl 

Typically a young woman who often times comes from a military family, whether there are active duty members or not, who will seem as though she is surrounded by military men (whether that be family, friends, or partners) often. She may date military men exclusively even if it’s not intentionally. This is commonly due to an admiration of the values and morals that most military members have. She could be seen supporting multiple branches by posting pictures with those in uniform, owning different accessories or clothing items with military symbols/sayings, and attending military events (i.e. graduations, ceremonies, galas/balls).
Dude 1: Payton is a major military girl. Her family has an extensive list of vets and her brother is active duty Air Force. She’s also dated guys in four different branches!
Dude 2: Has she ever dated a civilian?

Dude 1: I doubt it, her current boyfriend is a marine.
Military Girl by Collegestuff April 17, 2019
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Military penguin 

This is a very rare organism which is typically found somewhere in Botswana. It is inseparable to its mate Panda Girl and it is often found in her cupboard (or as some would say... not often enough). It’s appearance is moderately fluffy and you will know you have encountered it when you hear “OH” or “AHA” in very inappropriate situations.
Me: WOW I think I just saw a Military Penguin
Panda Girl: Back off bitch he’s mine.

military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.

MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE 

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.
Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?

Military Dad 

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
My dad is a military dad
Military Dad by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

military madness 

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂
Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!
military madness by 210unknown August 23, 2021

Military grade tank top 

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)
Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.