1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia
If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.
by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006
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Someone who is too stubborn or just in denial about the inadequacy in quality and effectiveness of Microsoft products compared to Apple products.
Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.
The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.
People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.
It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.
Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.
The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.
People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.
It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.
Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Microsoft Apologist: "For your information, sir, We can use Windows XP for the remainder of this century. Further more, you think your computer is so cool. Can it get Viruses? I didn't think so!"
by Myland3r March 18, 2011
Get the Microsoft Apologist mug.A company that produces the Operating System Windows. Windows was the first commercially available GUI style OS for the mass consumer market. However, due to the fact that ALL Brand New Non-Mac PC's come with Windows pre-installed now, most consumers miss the fact that there are other OS out there. Sirius Linux etc.
Microsoft has done a lot of good for the hacking community. Their system is easy to modify, and Internet Explorer is the best browser for sending viruses, trojans, and tracking cookies. You can easily destroy another person's computer if they are running Windows just by creating dinky code in less than a minute.
Microsoft also attempts to dominate other markets as well, such as Xbox for video games and Zune for MP3 players. Those are just more easily hacked items that fail at the larger community, but attract a strong cult following.
Microsoft has done a lot of good for the hacking community. Their system is easy to modify, and Internet Explorer is the best browser for sending viruses, trojans, and tracking cookies. You can easily destroy another person's computer if they are running Windows just by creating dinky code in less than a minute.
Microsoft also attempts to dominate other markets as well, such as Xbox for video games and Zune for MP3 players. Those are just more easily hacked items that fail at the larger community, but attract a strong cult following.
At least Microsoft gave mass consumers and newbies a simple, user-friendly operating system. But in the year 2006, more people are technical and know how to install another system.
by Lomia November 30, 2006
Get the Microsoft mug.A global or transnational corporation that desires/attempts to monopolize the global market, outsource valuable jobs to economically lesser developed regions/countries, and obliterate competitors within the same business sector. The prefix "micro-" is misleading, as Microsoft is not by any means a small corporation.
Microsoft Corporation has often attempted to Microsoftize the global market through their computer services, especially in the United States. As a result, several antitrust lawsuits have been filed against the multi-billion dollar corporation.
by SnoopAYBE January 12, 2005
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Person A: "I'd stay way from Michael right now. He installed Windows 7 last week, and just got a Microsoft steamer when he tried to print out his term paper."
Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
Person B: "Idiot. What did he expect?"
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Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!
Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.
Bills Wife: God Bill thats a Microsoftie I see there!
Bill: I'm working on a program in C++ to increase the size.
by Derick Knobcheese September 15, 2004
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