Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

MESOSPRINE

I AM (MESOSPRINE) 305
(BUTTERFLY)
LIVING WORDS
Meso Middle Intermediary

Spri SPRY LIVELY OLD SOUL KNOWLEDGE

RINE flowing stream that affects (touches) causes movement (Change) (CAUSE AND EFFECT CYCLES OF LIFE AND DEATH). 305

I AM(MESOSPRINE)
(BUTTERFLY)
LIVING WORDS
Meso Middle Intermediary

Spri SPRY LIVELY OLD SOUL KNOWLEDGE

RINE flowing stream that affects (touches) causes movement (Change) (CAUSE AND EFFECT CYCLES OF LIFE AND DEATH). 305

by حبجميل KËŸLÄ KËŸLÄ LŒVë ‎حبجمي April 20, 2020

Message delivery subsystem

an email account that will keep spamming your inbox sometimes when you try sharing something with lots of people

if only i wouldn't keep getting so many emails from Message delivery subsystem saying "message not sent" when i try sharing something to lots of school email accounts from my private email.

by nobody else here March 25, 2017

Mesothelioma

a cancer of mesothelial tissue, associated especially with exposure to asbestos.

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation.

by Mr.Ravioli August 27, 2018

meosom

Someone who acts like an idiot but really isn't one. Mostly used as an insult.

Kid 1: Did you see Frank? He was acting like a meosom!
Kid 2: I know!

by Fooxend January 26, 2020

Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady

Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020

Messagepocalypse

Steve Job's answer to the eternal question of whether it is Textastrophe or Textmergency

"YOU FOOLS! When you send a message to the wrong recipient and it accidentally destroys your entire life it's called a MESSAGEPOCALYPSE"
"Get out of here Steve Jobs"

by ThassaBruhMoment June 23, 2020