mcdick

the best mcdonalds meal

Customer: Hey can i get an XL McDick?

Hot worker: Sure come, they're in the back

Manager: *walks in* U SINNERS, UR FIRED

Customer: Got any more McDicks?

Manager: No but i got a nice McPussy😉

by Cole Sprouse's wife February 24, 2020

floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them

guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

McDildos

Another name for McDonalds used in slang talk.

Dude! Lets go to McDildos and drive thru to the bend over window to get some hot lunch!!

YEAHH!!! MCDILDOS IS THE BEST!

by Ophelia Hiney August 7, 2007

McDirty

A man, who though married, acts single. Treats the ladies well and showers them with effection.

"Today was fantastic, McDirty came and saw me and wow girl... it was amazing. But he left, he went home to his wife!"

by Youdontknowme66 January 17, 2009

McDildo

A term used for a beautiful, smart, and sophisticated man who gets all the ladies.

Man that McDildo guy is so awesome.

by odliDcM February 19, 2013

Chicken McDicken

A phrase you use meaning to be fucked in a McDonald's bathroom.

Ayo man I just got Chicken McDickened yesterday
Damn bro you alright
Yeah he used a condom

by Chicken Dildo February 10, 2017

McDick

When Ronald McDonald give you his dick its called a "McDick".

Hey Sexy Momma, Want the McDick?

by hobblesFTW May 31, 2014