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McGarry Night

1. A night where one drinks an insane amount of alcohol and will eventually pass out. Can be paired with Mega to make a Mega-McGarry night (for a night you will never remember and will probably end up in the hospital) or with Mini to make Mini-McGarry (for a night that you only get a little shit faced). Not to be used lightly.

Named for a certain Physics teacher who enjoys mean Manhattans and keeps a fridge in her room for "experiments" with ethanol. She also failed a Physics lab in college to go to happy hour.
1. Damn, it was a Mega-McGarry night last night. Shit man, what happened?
by MrMcGee February 11, 2008
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i saw that mcgrader at the library, he was kicking the shit out of some guy.
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My grandma will mcgoyne that biscuit

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McGuns Rule

When it absolutely positively needs to be shotgunned, you call...the Mcgun's Rule, developed during the manhatten project, it was a direct answer from the germans counter to the shotgun, the blitzkreig. The Americans knowing that their only hope to win the spirits of America back, developed the ultimate "shotgun" which cannot be overturned. The Mcguns Rule is only to be used sparingly and for dire need circumstances, when you must have something. It is the older brother of the Atom Bomb, developed 1 month before it because America knew what it would take to win the war, and much like the Atom Bomb it destroys everything in it's path. To this day, many still consider it to be similar in power to Ryus Hyduken, Raidens spear, or the BFG 9000. Basically it fucks shit up in a way that the people of Hiroshima are thankful they ONLY got the bomb and not the rule that shits on their laughable sho gun rule.

After the geneva convention, many humanitariums stressed to have it revised and include banning the Mcguns Rule, Uncle Sam politely said Fuck You.

Order of Command
Dibs, Shot, Sho Gun, Shotgun, Shotty, Blitzkrieg, MCGUNS RULE
Dan: Fuck I just broke my Leg
Dante: Alright dan get in the truck
Steve:McGuns Rule!!!!!!!

Lanolin: I've been having bad luck with the lady's since that boric acid hit my face, hey theres a slut who will have sex with me as long as I put her down...MCGUNS RULE!!!
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McGlock Shock

The act of pleasuring a women with two hands and tongue, ring fingers interlocked as the two pinkys stimulate the anus while the other four fingers focus on the vagina. The two thumbs are thus left to spread the hood of the clitoris where the tongue comes in to play.
I can't believe she let you McGlock Shock her.
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OMG Melissa, did you see that mcgurkle?
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