by homosmog April 11, 2016
by Your name November 30, 2002
Known to commoners as December 1st. Mayo Day refers to the huge cumsplosion that occurs on December 1st by those who were able to surpass the hellscape that is NNN (No Nut November).
by QuickTimeEvent November 02, 2020
Oliver: Did I hear your grandson wanked onto his door?
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it
Marge: Yes, and the handle's gone a bit stiff ever since Roger chucked the mayo at it
by Mischa July 06, 2017
Dude 1: Dude, did you see that girl?
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Yea I heard she sleeps around.
Dude 2: Oh, so she has mayo legs?
Dude 1: Mayo Legs???
Dude 2: Yea, her legs spread easily.
Dude 1: Yea... maybe you have a chance then.
Dude 2: Yea.
Dude 1: Yea I heard she sleeps around.
Dude 2: Oh, so she has mayo legs?
Dude 1: Mayo Legs???
Dude 2: Yea, her legs spread easily.
Dude 1: Yea... maybe you have a chance then.
by Baconman12094 April 17, 2011
A tiny remote village in the heart of the Yukon. This village has an average of 300-400 people who live there. There’s a lot of beautiful lakes and senery to visit. There’s only one store and a couple gas stations. Don’t be surprised if everyone you drive by waves, it’s a thing in mayo. Wave back don’t be a jerk! Mayo is known for being the hottest and coldest place in the Yukon. The temperature can reach-48 in the winter and +35 in the summer. If your going to mayo, pack a lunch as there’s no restaurants. Enjoy your drive though don’t blink or yourll miss it!! Here today, gone to Mayo❤️
by NOWMON December 08, 2017