Mitchell

Mitchell is the bastard son of Zues and is an only child in his mortal family. This guy is a god among men. His awesomeness causes chuck norris to drop to his knees and bow down. Women have Wet Dreams about having a Wet Dream about a day with Mitchell. His Penis is 9 in. exactly but can still please a woman better than a man with a foot long rod. Awesomness pumps through his veins everyday and will turn anything his blood touches into pure energy. Overall

Dude, holy shit, that was Mitchell

by emefircus October 28, 2010

mitchell

to have any form of sexual intercourse or kissing in an elevator

we just did a mitchell

by brighterr March 28, 2008

Mitchell

When you forgot what you want to say so you just say "Mitchell"

"I'm drinking a greasy old dirty Mitchell out here!"
"Fuck off Mitchell"
"You fucking mitchell"

by Aiden Gillan August 21, 2016

mitcHELL high school

literal HELL, even tho it’s the best high school in pasco county. mitchell consists of fuckboys, gangs, drug dealers, and hoes who basically think they run the school

hey have you heard of mitchell high school? it’s supposed to be good, but wasn’t there a big arrest yesterday?

by yiannipappas October 21, 2018

Mitchell King

Mitchell King has the best bestie in the world, but he’s such a rock.

Person 1: Omg there’s Mitchell King, I wish I had a best friend like his!!
Person 2: Yeah me too but he doesn’t deserve his best friend he’s such a rock!

by short bitch:) November 12, 2019

Mitchell

Mitchells are generally strong, intelligent, and sporty people with a uniquely rye sense of humor and a presence that you can feel from across a room.

When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their emotions to others.

Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.

Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.

They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.

9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.

Hey look it’s Mitchell - the chill af dude I told you about.

Yea seems nice, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.

Nah, probs not.

by Thefactspitter February 3, 2021

Mitchell (PokePack)

Mitchell, Is the best human you can possibly find. Mitchell's are always Vibingg out to some music or just with some friends. If you meet a Mitchell don't Fuck it up even if your just friends. Mitchell's Loveeeeee PURPLEEEEE because of the fact the color is just such a vibeee much like them. Mitchell's are The life of the Party and bring the vibe up no matter what. Mitchell's always tend to think only decent of themselves they are a lot betterrrr than what they believe.

Hellooo Mitchell (PokePack) namee to call someone

by BroskiiiPotatooooo March 18, 2021