Marko

a guy with the biggest toe you'll ever seen
but he is extra cute

Guy 1: Have you seen that toe?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that's normal for Marko

by childofburningtime November 20, 2021

Marko

Marko is a married man. His wife made him forget all of his friends. R.I.P Marko. His middle name iz Bore.

Marko you can't go out today, we are watching Netflix tonight.

by BigDickyFuckyou November 21, 2021

Marko

WORST FUCKING PERSON EVER. MEAN TO HIS WIFE. ABUSIVE. YELLS AT EVERYONE. CAN GO DIE.

Bob: my dads a marko
Bill: im sorry to hear that, he must be a real pain in the ass

by Joetookthekids March 21, 2022

Marko

a child-murdering cat who doesn't care for anyone but himself.

A definition of an idiot package all in one

“Why is there a cat robot on the floor?”
“Dw its just marko being an idiot

by K0ko March 27, 2022

Markos

Smart, Hot, Kind guy everyone loves him SUPER FUNNY loves all his friends

OMG is that Markos :)

by markoslover March 29, 2022

bailee and marko

Best friends that get lost and find there way back to one another. They forgive each other and grow with each other trust each other fully and love each other with everything they have in there body !!!!! Perfect couple forever. Marko needs Bailee and vise versus. If they don’t find each other who knows what the future will hold.

Look at them who are they

It’s Bailee and marko

There so perfect

There made for each other

by Sign from heaven August 6, 2021

Marko

He really enjoys cars, driving them without a license too. He thinks he's cool for it, when in reality people just see him as another downie. Legend has it a Markos usually withhold an IQ of 1.99 on average, which is quite reasonable considering other traits he has received from his family i.e. unsymmetrical face, inability to process his own language, 1 incher, incel attributes (inability to attract any form of creature), and just overall habit of being an unseasoned swine. He usually hangs out with other low IQ lifeforms, such as a rare and wild breed of batmansasha, aka sashslayer.

Damn bro, Marko is bare ugly

by EpicVeleitys August 7, 2021