Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

magic marker

Street name for a vape, based on the shape of some of the vape models

"Can I barrow your magic marker for a sec"
"Sure thing"
Few moments later
"Thanks"

by bu11seye456 June 04, 2018

Crook & Marker

What hard seltzers drink when no one’s watching. An organic cocktail brand that doesn’t play by the rules –– putting bold flavor without sugar where it belongs… in your mouth.

“I’m sick of boring, flavorless hard seltzers. Give mommy a Crook & Marker” – everyone.

by Flavor4Dayz November 24, 2021

Put the cap on the marker

This mean to have sex with penetration

I looked at my friend and i said i put the cap on the marker

by Zakkerman February 12, 2016

Inverted Marker

A marker with unusual colors.

Guy#1: I got a inverted marker

Guy#2: I heard those are rare.

by BuddyMaddie April 01, 2022

Marker Queen

A person that masturbates with a marker

Did you hear about Eddie? They're a total Marker Queen!

by lmaooripbozo February 05, 2024

Little markers

Nobody knows what it actually is. It apperead in a DIY fidget spinner tutorial. I'd like to imagine it's a euphemism for testicles. So that's what it is now.

"Totally Rad DIY Fidget Spinner That Will Make Your Little Markers Go Nuts."
This guy punched me in the little markers.
It's cold as little markers out here.
Put my little markers in your mouth.

by Jake Gyllenhaal May 24, 2017