Pulling a Marcel

When you grow bald fat and ugly in the time span of 6 months

Have you seen John lately? Dude totally pulling a Marcel.

by daddypewl September 13, 2022

Marcel

Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.

Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!

by bidjav123 January 2, 2022

Marcel

Micro

Crikey that's a Marcel

I prefer it bigger than a Marcel

by Sunflower187 January 7, 2022

Marcel

Cute 🇵🇱❌🇬🇧 guy, will break your heart if you cross him, low-key racist

“Racist shit in general” daym you being a marcel rn 😨

by Your mum xoxoxoxo May 14, 2022

Marcel

Marcel is a hot boy he is very creamy and has many bitches.

Average sizes
Toe size= 7 cm
pp size= 14 cm (+foreskin = 20cm

Wow, that dude is such a Marcel.

by DADDYDOCTOR69 May 17, 2022

Marcel

Marcel is the type of guy who's a complete silly goose. He's never had candy, he takes Spanish, and he's really annoying (just kidding luv you bro). He is really just a dark-haired version of 2012 Justin Bieber and he's pretty cool. Yellow is life and he is a firm believer that 9+10=21. He is a secret unearthly being in a skinny 11 year-olds body.

Wow, you make me feel like the luckiest Marcel in the world!
Oh my gosh, you're making me feel like a Marcel!

by hotcheetofox01 June 1, 2022

Marcel

Cooler than a febreeze ad, men want to be him women want to be with him and his penis resembles a 2 foot banana laying on its side... He can fuck aroumd corners

Marcel fucked a bish from round the block

by Lecramnannanerb December 23, 2021