maritime virgin

a person who has not had sexual intercourse on a boat in a body of salt water

These sailors keep making up stories of mermaids and mermen. What a bunch of maritime virgins.

by Maritime Virgin February 19, 2022

Marites

A nickname that is used to call a group of people who gossips about something.

"There are group of Marites gossiping about something.."

by replies November 29, 2022

Wal-martitis

The delusion that prices never go up.

Mom was shocked at how much I paid for this sweater. I swear, she has wal-martitis!

by Environmentally A-Ware July 14, 2010

Spread the marmite

The process of keeping your feet connected to the floor in contemporary dance. No one wants to be a dead fly.

As you roll from one side to the other really spread the marmite to keep connection.

by rosiniballerini December 1, 2013

maritimers wishbone

When there are two beer left on the plastic rings of a six pack. It is pulled apart by two people, similar to a thanksgiving turkeys wishbone, who make wishes. The person with the plastic six pack rings left on the beer has their wish come true.

A Maritimer is a person who lives in the Maritimes in Canada.
Generally thought to be more hickish then those from other parts of Canada.

A frown appeared on Jerry's face, as he held up what was left of the beer.... a maritimers wishbone.

by Scotian April 6, 2011

Maritimes

Maritimes - to the worthless deadbeat Ryan S McNamara - the Maritimes happens to be one of the FEW places in Canada where they happen to speak PROPER UK English. He says hick - most of the rest of Canada in comparison speaks the American English which as the rest of the world knows is the hick English. .... Maritimes can attribute themselves to the fact that their accent in particular is original & authentic. Basically they're not losers who want to be Americans, like a vast majority of Canadians, and speak PROPER English.

Ryan S McNamara is a inbred hick who is not from the Maritimes.

by JamesWolf April 4, 2015

manbition

1) One of many deeds men all over the world strive to achieve. Usually identified by the size of balls required, risk or difficulty involved in their attainment.

2) Used disdainfully by the fairer sex to describe an ambition only a male would have.

1) He recently fulfilled his manbition of sleeping with two sisters at the same time.

2)
Girl1: Hear about the guy who parachuted out of a hot air balloon at 3000 feet, then later landed on top of it?
Girl2: *sigh* There's a manbition.

by The Zeb July 14, 2007