Skip to main content

maize

maize=corn and corn = porn.

What all middle schoolers watch after school
Timmy how was that maize yesterday
by alfredbites October 18, 2009
mugGet the maize mug.

manzierre

A bra for overweight men. Word was used by George Costanza's father on an episode of Seinfeld.
"Frank, either stop jumping around, or buy a manzierre. All the jiggling is distracting the customers."
by plumcider May 1, 2009
mugGet the manzierre mug.

manazed

when you jack off in some ones mayo and watch them make a sandwich with said mayo
my friend pissed me off,so he got manazed
by big e 6996 March 8, 2010
mugGet the manazed mug.

Manzel

Pronounced "Man-zel", this young unsuspecting male is relentlessly hunted by older cougars. Interestingly enough, unlike elusive prey in the wild, the MANZEL is decidedly easy to trap and slaughter.
Hot Older Woman #1: "Look at that innocent young man drinking with his buddies. I'm going hunting for some manzel meat." <licks her lips>

(simultaneously)

Young Man #1: "Look at that those cougars over at the bar! I think I have a chance with the hot one, she keeps eye-balling me and licking her lips!"
by Donny P. December 27, 2008
mugGet the Manzel mug.

johnny manziel

AKA Johnny Football, Johnny Manziel is a former Texas A&M QB, and was drafted by the Cleveland Browns 17th overall in the 2014 NFL draft. While in college, Manziel broke multiple records, and won the Heizman Trophy in 2012. He partied and drank a lot both in college and in the NFL. During the 2015-16 NFL season, and offseason, Manziel was arrested three times for incidents involving him and his girlfriend, though Manziel was never charged with anything in that season/offseason the Browns released him on March 10, 2016. On November 24, 2015 Manziel said, "I don't have a drinking problem, the team has a problem with me drinking. There's a big difference."
Johnny Manziel was a good player in college, but got into legal troubles in the NFL.
by DatDudeDK July 26, 2016
mugGet the johnny manziel mug.

Manielle

1. An extremely incredible Man. Referred to as such because of her Man-ish tendencies, i.e. soliciting female friends and taking six or seven of them on as her "lovers" at one time.
2. Someone named Danielle with the above mentioned qualities. "Manny" for short.
3. One who lies compulsively, and often follows comments with "Or do I?" Often referred to by others as a "lie spewing fountain," making these phrases synonymous.
4. Someone that brings cupcakes to every gathering. Often rumored to have an entire pantry full of cake mix and sprinkles.
1. "You're in love with Manielle?" Jordan cried, "She told me that what we had was special!?"
2. "Danielle needed a nickname so we created Manielle." Caryn explained.
3. "Then that stupid Manielle told me that she personally befriended Nancy Drew!" Coco cried.
4. "Are those cupcakes affectionately decorated in a silly fashion? Manielle must be here!"
by JordAn the Man. June 14, 2008
mugGet the Manielle mug.

Shizzle Manizol

Snoop slang. It means for sure, my nigga.
Did you want to have tea and crumpets after we're done playing tennis jeeves? Jeeves replies, "Fo shizzle my nizzle!"
by JimC March 2, 2005
mugGet the Shizzle Manizol mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email