logrolling

Masturbation. Exclusively masturbation of men or boys, since "log" is another word for penis.

Phone sex convo between two gay male politicians:

Gay Politician 1: Maybe later we can go back to my place and I can take your census.
Gay Politician 2: Only if you'll filibuster.
Gay Politician 1: Reapportion me, baby
Gay Politician 2: Oh I'll do it, you carpetbagger.
Gay Politician 1: Porkbarrel me!
Gay Politician 1: There's some logrolling going on... IN MY PANTS.
Gay Politician 2: You want PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION?
Gay Politician 1: I think I have a majority of your ass.
Gay Politician 2: Oh man, I think I just lost my seat.
Gay Politician 1: I'm about to incumbent!
Gay Politician 2: Errg. Oh YEAH! This session of congress is now over.
Gay Politician 1: Care to adjourn, then?
Gay Politician 2: I just did.
Gay Politician 1: Can we call a special session?
Gay Politician 2: As long as you give me your soft money.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.

Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.

by Nick D October 16, 2003

cooking lager

Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.

Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.

See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss

Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)

Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager

by gnarcheese May 24, 2005

Loker

A person that you are dating but are not 'official' because you're in between liking and loving them.

"I can't go out tonight because I am seeing my 'Loker'.

by Texyclaws May 21, 2014

Liger Zero

A type of Zoid, resembling a lion, with white armour plating and golden claws and teeth. It has ion boosters on its back which allow it to run at 307kph, and "Strike Laser Claws" on all four of its feet, which channel energy through its claws to enhance the power of a claw swipe. It can transform into Zero Jager, Zero Schneider, and Zero Panzer with its "Conversion armour system."

"The Liger Zero is a powerful Zoid."

by Steve December 27, 2004

logevity

The time it takes to flush away a persistent stool/turd.

"Where ya been, dawg? You missed dessert."
"Couldn't leave the mensroom, man. All the air in those puffed wheat Cheeso's have given my shits some real logevity. Damn took nearly three flushes."
"Nice. Think I'll pass on that chocolate mousse..."

by dickyboy April 6, 2006

ligerize

To hybridize any two sexual positions/techniques, forming a new, often difficult, coupling.

Kevin really wanted to impress his new lady, so he decided to ligerize the 'jelly doughnut' with the 'dirty sanchez' to form the 'jelty doughchez'.

by Tobasco October 2, 2006