Zoid

Zoid can be conjugated or used as a noun. ie: One who zoids is a zoid. The act of zoiding is to fall alseep, regardless of one's environment. An ultimate zoid can fall alseep at a Who concert. Lightweights often zoid at parties. An eternal zoid is one who has passed away.
Man, what a lightweight! Dude f!@#ing zoided out behind my land yacht and missed half the boogie!
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The next coming of christ

And will steal any bitch he wants
Have you ever heard of zoid?

Yes i have im scared he might steal my bitch and she sends snaps of her riding his big penis!
by Zoid lol July 01, 2021
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Zoid, is abnormally attracted to the male gender more specifically men with a darker skin color because he stereotypes them to have a 500 inch penis
Did you hear Zoid had sex with your dad last night?
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An individual who spends hours upon hours playing video games.

An individual who is very talented playing video games.
An individual who is very knowledgeable/talented at a certain activity.
John has been playing Zelda for 8 consecutive hours, he is a zoid.
You beat the game in 2 hours, you are a zoid!
You zoid! How did you learn how to play air hockey so well?
Bill, would you like to zoid with me?
I will meet you there in an hour Katie, I am currently zoiding.
by Eldorado1 November 17, 2009
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One who is of low interlect.
I couldn't believe how much of a Zoid he was.
by Dr Ploppy July 03, 2003
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a cigarette, typically a Camel Wide due to it's size
Hey, can I get a zoid?

Dude, I am zoidless.
by Destado1 February 25, 2010
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(Zoids)
Zoids are battle suits, half mechanic and half animal. It takes the form of a giant robot (surprise, surprise) and battle, using lasers, ammunition, and just plain biting and scratching. People pilots can control their zoid using the Command System, but that doesn't necissarily mean the zoid would prefer to. Some rare zoids have a "Black Box" or, in reference to the Anime series Zoids Guardian Force or Zoids Chaos Century, an Organoid. Organoids are used to boost power.
Zoids are currently common in four animes: (In time order) Zoids Chaotic Century, Zoids Guardian Force, Zoids Century Zero, then Zoids Fuziors. They appear as games, and a short manga.
"This Zoid is a Red Blade Liger."
"The organoid is merging with the Zoid!"
"His piloting ability of his zoid is... amazing!"
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