logevity

The time it takes to flush away a persistent stool/turd.

"Where ya been, dawg? You missed dessert."
"Couldn't leave the mensroom, man. All the air in those puffed wheat Cheeso's have given my shits some real logevity. Damn took nearly three flushes."
"Nice. Think I'll pass on that chocolate mousse..."

by dickyboy April 6, 2006

longevity

lasting a long time.

long or lasting duration of life

A tree's longevity is much greater than a human's.

by Blacks February 28, 2007

longevity

Big titties

my fat useless brothers named patrick suffers from longevity

by Briznandon February 12, 2004

Longevity Biscuit

An organizational recognition the management "has" to "give" everybody.

I don't blame Lisa; when I'm slowed down to mere above-average performance and speed I'll hang on for the Longevity Biscuit too!

by Zappin' Nap September 19, 2022

Longevity

A simple response to someone who sneezes, a 'blessing' of good health free from religion.

Often used by scientists in the academic field of DNA longevity research.

Person A: HAATCHUUUUU!!!@## .....
Person B: Lóngevity!

Person A: Chuuu!
Person B: Longevity my good sir!

by Tinkí February 8, 2024