hot lettuce

Lettuce that has been in contact with other hot food, resulting in an elevated temperature of the leafy green topping. Common substances responsible for heat transfer include cheese, mayonnaise, buffalo sauce, and toasted sesame seed buns. The lettuce may also be cooked by broiling, roasting, frying, steamed, or flambéd. A controversial gastronomic phenomenon, hot lettuce has been known to divide families. Proponents laud it as a delicacy while others find it unfit for consumption. Real talk: it's mainly something white people like.

"Kenzie went to Amigo's and got a #3 with extra lettuce. How can she eat all that hot lettuce without wanting to yammy?"
"Are you kidding me? Hot lettuce is bomb... faaaa shooo."

by Arcese July 20, 2009

electric lettuce

Some of the best herb you'll ever find.

Hey man, we just smoked the phattest electric lettuce.

by |etha|meta| September 28, 2005

Gods lettuce

The proper term used when referring to marijuana/weed. The incorrect and vulgar term often used is devils lettuce.

We decided not to go to the club with everyone since its filled with lust and shallowness and instead stayed home, talked, and smoked some of Gods lettuce.

by Asweetin. August 15, 2008

Lettuce Monkey

When you cup a your fart in your hand and then slam it into someone's face by placing the cupped hand over their nose and mouth.

Did you hear that? Slaaaaaaaap... "Lettuce Monkey"!

by knapptown357 December 14, 2009

limp lettuce

a term used for a woman with a loose vagina

hit that

na man she got the limp lettuce

by frickinburt January 17, 2014

party lettuce

the masculine patch of chest hair that a man unbuttons his shirt to display when partying

Girl: Ew, put your chest hair away!
Bro: It's called party lettuce.

by party_lettuce_147 August 1, 2015

sick lettuce

beautiful hair, succulent hair.

did you see johns sick lettuce? i think he got it done at jim’s

by fullsender June 7, 2021