Laundry Conditioner

Fabric Softener

Kenzie and Jake went to the store to get some Downy Laundry Conditioner.

by JaZie April 24, 2010

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

laundry bingo

when you are looking for a article of clothing in a washing machine or dryer and you must continue to pull out clothes until the right one is found.

Josh: "did you find something to wear yet?"

Pam: "no i cant find the shirt i was looking for in the washing machine"

Josh: "well im gunna go grab a beer while you play laundry bingo"

by kamrun82 August 4, 2010

laundry payday

When a person collects cash from his dryer immediately after doing laundry. This term has a different connotation from laundry lottery based on the reliability and frequency of the phenomenon. Laundry paydays are what people who never clean out their pockets get, every week, just like a paycheck. Like a laundry lottery, this produces momentary happiness until the person realizes that they had the money all along.

I can't go drink tonight, but tomorrow is laundry payday, so hit me up then.

by [e-mail] February 4, 2009

Laundry Basketing

Admitting a crush, to another person without them knowing.

"is Alana laundry basketing to Andrew?"

"Totally, I dont think he noticed."

by Littyinthecity May 29, 2018

Time for laundry

Codename for sex.

Time for laundry baby.

by Kuehlstein April 23, 2018

Laundry limbo

The helplessness felt when you're in the middle of doing laundry and realize you don't have a basket to remove clean clothes from the dryer when the washer is done.

See that fool over there? Thinks he's gonna do his laundry with one basket. Mfer bout to go straight to laundry limbo with that shit.

by Oldbelt February 2, 2020