leppy

To edit out whiny editorialising in place of factual content.

Mike wrote a crybaby article on Wiki that made Dork cry when a conscientious editor came by to Leppy it.

by Wakowill October 12, 2005

lippy cunt

(1) A cheeky bastard with too much to say for themselves. See also 'gob shite'

(2) Vagina with over developed beef curtains.

(1)
"Is it your round Bazza?"
"Fuck off you lippy cunt."

(2)
"Check out the gash on that. That's some lippy cunt."

by Nick T W February 5, 2008

Lapping

P plater go lapping to chuck laps around the Main Street of a small town

Sarah: Lets get the squad and go lapping in the commy
Alexis: Sorry I can only have 2 people in my car after 11pm

by boonygal April 24, 2019

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

Female Lapper

The act of bringing a female friend to a stripclub and buying her a lapdance for your own pleasure.

Mattie V: Yo, Hattan...we have to get you a female lapper.

Hattan: Sure thing, but what's in it for me?

by Buttons February 15, 2005

lappa

Really bad or frustrating; a horrible event.

I just lost my entire fortune playing poker.
Uh, that's really lappa.

by littletarsier July 4, 2006

Nut lapper

One who laps at nuts, resembling a dog lapping up water.

Yo, that Johnny fellow is quite the nut lapper.

by Mulciber January 10, 2004