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kyles dads knees

A useless item. Something completely broken. Also not able to be fixed under any circumstances.
John: hey man I bought this new motor the other day and the gas tank is a 46 gallon fish tank man!

Bill: sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

John: shut up you couldnt afford it dude youre as broke as kyles dads knees.

Bill: yeah man i guess ur right.
by RickyRips January 31, 2018
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Keeshy Bomb

For girls only, you tie a male partner down on a bed, and whilst they remain there, you jump off of a trampoline up into the air aiming to land on their erect penis
Tomorrow im going to give him a keeshy bomb
by Michael Mario Luigi Drozd January 21, 2009
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Keester

smuggling drugs in your bum...the actual drugs are called keester eggs or stuffed dumplings
by mister fister October 2, 2003
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Keesha

The girl who plays hard to get, but when you get to know her, she can make your day in an instant. She can be incredibly sarcastic when she wants to be and incredibly sweet when you need her to be. She has an amazing playlist ready to go. Your typical bad ass which will convince you that she's Satan's very own daughter. She is dark chocolate personified. Also known as Keesh or Quiche
- That girl has an amazing taste in music, she's so cool.

- Yeah that's our Keesha.
by tonichawk June 26, 2019
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On my knees

The period after a break up when depression sets in and you want him/her back.
Dude, she broke up with my 37 days ago, I'm on my knees. I want her back.
by kneeeesss November 28, 2012
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Boat Knees

The area of sunburn from the bottom of your shorts to the top of your knees.

Usually suffered by those who are often on the water, use sunscreen but forget to take care of their legs.
"I used sunscreen but forgot my legs. Check out my boat knees."
by andrew silcock January 27, 2007
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Kees

Dude your car is strait kees.
by Jaunte rios July 2, 2003
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