Kraken

An underwater erection, usually in a pool/social setting.

That hot lifeguard just gave me a hot look. Now I am sporting a kraken. I'll have to swim this off.

by Fluffyscottro July 28, 2011

kabetcha butt rub

A kebetcha butt rub is when someone rubs their bare butt in your face, usually resulting in pink eye.

'Dude if you're not careful ima pull my pants down and kabetcha butt rub you'

by Peeakk November 12, 2013

Gamal abo zub kabeer

This nigga has a big dick, he gets all the bitches and is a g at the end of the day, fat gang for life

This should be used only by his friends because no disrespect on his name Gamal abo zub kabeer

by Gamal albasi October 14, 2019

fighting the Kraken

Incredibly loud and feverish masturbation, usually by a male.

"I don't wanna go back to my dorm room right now, my roommate's been in there for an hour and it sounds like he's fighting the Kraken."

by Ben Abbott August 22, 2006

The Kraken

The Kraken is a popular term for weird physics glitches in video games, it appears in Kerbal space program most often, but may appear in other games.

"Spinning Jebediah at 1000 km/h summoned The Kraken!"

by poptre November 24, 2018

Release the Kraken

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.

Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"

by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 January 17, 2011

Kraken

A beast of ultimate death and destruction that is released when called upon to deliver the final blow.

I swear if these morons fuck up my food one more again I am unleashing the fucking kraken on their asses.

by We_are_Coloured July 8, 2014