by Big dick guy October 6, 2015
Get the koala dick mug.A grayish-white tree-dwelling marsupial with surprisingly very course fur (more like a cow's tail than a kitten's fur.), extremely dangerously sharp teeth and claws, and large, "fluffy" ears.
When Koalas are awake they will usually give you the "death stare", often mistaken as a cute and tired look, as well as hiss, growl, and/or a loud screech displaying their unusually sharp, and very dangerous, teeth.
Koalas are extremely aggressive towards their own kind, which is why they prefer to sleep separately in different trees, otherwise it would be very common to see dead Koalas lying on the grass below a tree with blood trailing down from the top of the tree...
I hope you enjoyed!
When Koalas are awake they will usually give you the "death stare", often mistaken as a cute and tired look, as well as hiss, growl, and/or a loud screech displaying their unusually sharp, and very dangerous, teeth.
Koalas are extremely aggressive towards their own kind, which is why they prefer to sleep separately in different trees, otherwise it would be very common to see dead Koalas lying on the grass below a tree with blood trailing down from the top of the tree...
I hope you enjoyed!
by anonymous April 8, 2018
Get the Koala mug.A very entertaining and satisfying website that allows you to make pictures of koalas. You'll want to finish, but you won't.
by 1:38 October 18, 2018
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Get the kosang mug.Literally the best person you could ever find and have as a partner or best friend. They will look super cute when they lay their head down and cover some of their face with a blanket or hoodie, and they are beautiful and extremely attractive. They will be your first true love, and you migh just have the chance to be more than friends. But if not, be thankful that they are your friends at least. Because if not, they could end you in a second. Thy will always support you, even when you don't and they will get annoyed if you say bad things about yourself. So say them anyways, because the are adorable when they get annoyed. You will always want to be more than friends them, but something will always stop you guys from that. Just be patient and see how it goes. Who knows what could happen?
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OMG she's so cute, she reminds me of a koala. I wish she would just be with me and we spooned in a blanket. Dude I would make her never want to leave. It would be amazing.
OMG she's so cute, she reminds me of a koala. I wish she would just be with me and we spooned in a blanket. Dude I would make her never want to leave. It would be amazing.
by DJ_TURTLE December 17, 2019
Get the Koala mug.asian-american self-proclaimed squid scientist who likes to cuddle her dog and exhaust her legs to the bones walking through the rocky mountains
by sabbytabby40 October 2, 2022
Get the Kobalt mug.A sexual position involving a short woman, and a tall skinny man. The woman represents the Koala. The man represents a Tree. The Koala climbs the Tree, latched with all fours, then the Tree proceeds to stick his branch into the Koala, therefor leading to intense orgasm for both parties.
See also - Climbing Vine
See also - Climbing Vine
Last night I met up with this freaky short girl, and she proceeded to go all Kinky Koala on me. That shit was hot!
by pseudowho? August 11, 2014
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