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Kited

As in "I'm high as a kite"

becomes...

"Jesus man, I'm fucking proper kited"
by jaffa May 1, 2006
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Kite Runner

(v) To dominate something completely and utterly in a disturbing manner. Although it can refer to the physical process of ass raping, it is used more commonly with the kind of connotation such as pwn.
Derivived from the novel Kite Runner, by Kahled Hosseini, in the part where the protagonist of the novel, Amir, watches his best friend get raped from the behind by the angagonist, Assef. This term is synonymous with pwn, own, ass rape, rape, dominate, fuck, screw, damn, destroy, defile, bang, forcibly violate, domineer, et cetera.
Guys, Let's Kite Runner this test!!
Oh man! he just got Kite Runnered!
I'm so Kite Runnered!!I completely forgot our project was due today!
by Y3110VV September 24, 2005
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kite sight

called kite sight cause when you are high as a fucking kite and everybody seems more attractive.

similar to beer goggles..
High Person:DUDE IAM SO HIGH AND THAT CHICK IS SO HOT
Sober Person: Nahh mate, you've got kite sight. She is a grenade mate.
by tessamce February 24, 2011
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Kitale

A smart, lovely, beautiful, sexy, and amazing person
Is not a whore like people she knows but can be very flirty if she wants, it works!

Is very talented and outgoing
She is a lover and not a fighter; but she will fight for what she loves
Keeps friends close and protects them from rumors and bullys

Stands up for herself and others
Hates conflict; but not afraid to speak her mind
Keeps all promises and never betrays her peers, is very trustworthy
Kitty is an amazing girl; and an absolutely an amazing friend she is shy at first but once you get to know her she is loud and out of control, sometimes breaking into giggle fits
She is heart broken or depressed often and needs someone to catch her when she falls, but is always there to fall back on when you need her no matter her mood
Its easy for her to find a boyfriend because she is beautiful beyond the word beautiful goes....and anyone will be lucky to have an outstanding friend or lover like her. If you find one, don't let her go!!
Boy:"shit whats her name she is amazing!!"
Girl:that there is kitale she is sooo sweet, clever and beautiful, i wish i was like her!!"
Boy: "wow, do you think i could talk to her?"
Girl:"ofcourse she is soo lovely she is friends with almost everyone!!"
by 18dhd74jlihg8jlknev December 9, 2013
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kitestring

Canadian slang for Douchebag. Also often used to describe someone who is seen as an annoying hanger on.
Can you believe that guy? What a kitestring!

Just leave me alone, quite being such a kitestring!
by Thomas the Canuck February 13, 2014
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kite tailing

When a girl's tampon string hangs out of her underwear/bathing suit etc.
Did you see Sharon at the pool yesterday? She was kite tailing hardcore.
by Fraboli May 25, 2017
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Kinae

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She will brighten your day with her beautiful aura and breathtaking smile. She has gorgeous locks that frame her face perfectly. Her laugh may scare you but don't let turn you away as she is one of the most loyal, generous, beautiful, intelligent, funny girls you will ever meet and you will be blessed to be in her presence.

ps do u wanna fight m8
pps owen stinks
ppps bssmr = bunnings snag suck ma rag
pppps vote me as ur president i will make america gr8 again

yeet- im a little aussie legend
I love Kinae so much, she makes me so happy. I hope Zion Kuwonu loves her as much as I do.
by panini xoxo gossip girl April 13, 2018
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