Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
Get the Killing two turds with one kidney stonemug. by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022
Get the Kidney bonermug. The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.
by gnrcoax762 May 14, 2012
Get the kidney buttmug. Having a overblown ego, inflated sense of self-importance, perhaps a narcissist. My mother, who was from Splott, Cardiff, Wales used this expression to describe a 1960s US game show host. I was about 10 years old when she made this remark. I thought perhaps it meant that the gentleman had a kidney disease, but she said it meant that he really liked himself.
by Welsh-American November 14, 2016
Get the big kidneymug. Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008
Get the kidney shufflemug. by gaggliewagglie March 31, 2024
Get the kidney destroyermug. 