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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
by Black-Phoenix777 May 24, 2021
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Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.
Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!
by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022
mugGet the Kidney bonermug.

kidney butt

The overflowing fat pushed up and out of one's way too tight jeans, which causes the said fat to be repositioned at kidney level.
Hey bro..... That chick is smokin hot, but check out her kidney butt!!!
by gnrcoax762 May 14, 2012
mugGet the kidney buttmug.

big kidney

Having a overblown ego, inflated sense of self-importance, perhaps a narcissist. My mother, who was from Splott, Cardiff, Wales used this expression to describe a 1960s US game show host. I was about 10 years old when she made this remark. I thought perhaps it meant that the gentleman had a kidney disease, but she said it meant that he really liked himself.
My mother said, "I don't like him, he's got a big kidney!"
by Welsh-American November 14, 2016
mugGet the big kidneymug.

kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008
mugGet the kidney shufflemug.

kidney destroyer

A weapon designed by the government (fake btw) to obliterate kidneys leaving nothing but mush
person 1: oh boy what a nice day!
person 2: *fires kidney destroyer*
person 1: nooo! my kidneys
by gaggliewagglie March 31, 2024
mugGet the kidney destroyermug.
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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