dirty kayden

a girl who desperately wants a child and will fuck any man do have her crotch goblins

Stop acting like a dirty kayden we are only kids!

by iloveponypussy April 19, 2020

kayden

A term describing the cheese like material that accumulates on unwashed genitalia.

Man, I wanted to try the taco, but it was a kayden-fest down there!

by 2CanPlai July 27, 2010

Kayden

An act of masturbation secretly done while communicating with a person(s) and they're completely unaware.

Phone convo:
Mario: I'm reading the superficial haha.
Alexa: Mhm...yeah (is touching herself)
Mario: Wow these celebrity people are stupid...
Alexa: Yea..mmm..(still touching herself, trying to be as silent as possible)
Mario: I love the dude that writes this stuff, he's hilarious!
Alexa: Ha..mmhm.(remaining silent as can be, cums and finishes
the Kayden)
Alexa: So...um..what ya doing now? hehe.

by Sisy June 4, 2008

Kayden

A pussy punk bitch who sucks ass at fortnite

He is such a kayden.

by Guwop Pop June 17, 2018

Kayden

A gay bitch that eats Donald trump penis

Bitch you be like Kayden

by Lol xD💩 October 2, 2018

Kayden

Kayden is a dude that just genuinely sucks at everything he does

“Kayden sucks.”
“Yeah I know right.”

by Eden108 January 13, 2019

Kyden

Coon ass piece of shit that has a very small dick. He never will get pussy and probably will have to pay child support when he us older. He loves chicken and he acts like he is

Kyden Is always a bitch

by BigMunchys July 13, 2019