Kardashian

Adj. A complete dumbfuck who will never amount to anything or ever have a life. Named after internationally renowned dumbfuck Kim Kardashian. A person who should kindly be put out of their misery. A person with the lowest possible IQ while still exhibiting brain stem function.

Kardashian: OMG DID U SEE PARIS HILTON LAST NITE!? SHE IS LIKE SOOO HOT!!!!!

by Beastschnitzel July 19, 2012

Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.

I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.

by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011

kardashian effect

The practice of caring about D list celebrities who have no talent and contribute nothing to society.

Why are there so many celebratards these days? It's the Kardashian effect

by Pope Jutin I March 19, 2015

Kim Kardashian

1- at first glance an attractive woman with large breast and a nice ass

2-at second glance a whore who is famous for taping herself sucking some black dudes dick and "accidentally" releasing it

Example 1: a Kim Kardashian
Richie- man Nicole is so hot she has big breast and a nice fatass man i just want to stick my penis in her mouth/ass

Rob: Yeah...

Example 2:Pulling a Kim Kardashian

Nicole- Man i wanna be famous hey jayquan let me videotape us having sex and me sucking your dick and then "accidentally" releasing it

Jayquan: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alfredosauce97 June 24, 2011

Kardashia

A world in which the media and other sources of paparazzi revolve around the Kardashians.

"We don't live in Kardashia! This is America!"

by Kukunut94 November 7, 2011

Kardashian

Booger, snot, runny nose (spoiled)

My allergies were so bad I was launching Kardashians all day..

Did you see the kardashian tina had sticking out her nose? it was so big it was like looking at kims ass.

Mom-if you dont shut up, im gonna launch a Kardashian at you

by moneymakerwil May 7, 2011

Kardashianed

to be made a big deal of or thrown into the spotlight only to be humiliated or made joke of later

Man, when that dime asked you out only to find out that she used you as a joke to all her friends. She totally Kardashianed you!

by Amish Gangster November 10, 2011