The John

Another name for a toilet. Other names include the porcelain throne, the potty, the chambers, and of course, the toilet.

"Whelp, I drank a liter of Mountain Dew today I better go use the john!"

by I'mNotGoth May 30, 2016

Johning

The act of masturbating so brutally resulting in injury or belief you may have an STD

Man, I was johning last night hard and now it burns when I pee.

by Livluvsu July 26, 2018

John

A dark black nigga who cant pull no hoes or btcs hes lame who think he the shit but he ugly af and suck dick on the low HE GOT A SHRIMP.

u saw john dumb ass

by Anuomins May 16, 2018

John

A fat sexy hunky guy who gets all the girls and push in the world.

Hey John can you eat us out please.

by Offbiger June 21, 2018

John

John is a dumb person with zero good looks. John has black hair and brown eyes.He has really bad anger issues and you should most likely not trigger him.He will always love all the nerd stuff and you will most likely not want to talk to him. Unless you like stuff like Mario cart and stuff like that.If you want to be his friend than just be very considerate.Also he is pale and has a stupid smile.

John:I just got Mario cart!
You:(not paying attention) ya ya cool.

by The person on the screen December 17, 2019

John

A very nice funny and chill guy. His penis is big. He's perfect. Trust me I would know (wink wink) he is always willing to help a person in need. He's good with girls. A real gentleman, he's a class clown, he's a good person in general. He isn't a fuck boy although he seems like it but he just likes to act like it. He gets annoying but he tries to stop...he's a great guy. You should give him a chance even tho he's not the best looking.

Wow I really miss john, he's such a good guy and I want someone like that:(

by Jaelyn November 10, 2016

John

He just has a huge, oh wait sorry, GINORMOUS DICK. Has all the bitches, and all the hoes. HE IS GOD LIKE. He is medium height, has a majestic tan, luscious hair, hazel eyes, a 4 pack and uses special made XXXL Condoms. He has pearly whites and a fresh, minty breath.

He can eat 50 Chicken McNuggets and not be fat, he has calves of steel, yet he doesn't hit the gym, not to mention his balls are made of obsidian. His sweat tastes like if God took a piss and it tasted like fresh lemonade on a hot summer's day.

HE IS OUR SAVIOUR

Meegan: So who are you dating?
Kylie: John
Meegan: Is he like how it was described in the bible?
Kylie: EVEN MORE

by xXayyitsurboimrkrabzXx April 24, 2018