Joan

He is a faithful, loving, attentive and fun person. He is the perfect person to spend the rest of your life, as he will always try to support you in bad times and make you feel better. Joan is the soul mate of anyone, tremendously attractive and with a charm that is very difficult to resist. If you have a Joan in your life, do your best not to lose her.

Joan is the name of my soul mate. I will look for you in another life. Take care of your Joan!

by _sabryaglierir_ November 21, 2021

A Joan

A Joan is a person, who only mission in life is to catch whales.

Juan is A Joan because he only wants to catch whales

by Mr.Funnyguy69420 November 24, 2016

Joan

A female soldier

Joan is strong

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Joan

(Verb): To screw up.

Ex. "The surgeon joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."

by GovernmentEmployees March 28, 2024

Joan

(VERB): TO SCREW UP.

ex. "The surgeon joaned up the transplant, killing the patient."

by mylegitches February 3, 2024

Joan Rivers route

Becoming everything you made fun of yesterday. A life where smiling was once an easy thing to do, but becomes more and more difficult as cynicism grows as the end gets closer and closer.

The bubbly girl took the Joan Rivers route through life, and the more she started to practice every double standard she preached against or tried to make fun of when she was younger, the harder and harder it got to respect her the older she got (Not that anybody had ever had much true respect for her, if any).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.

The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019