jackaboo

a nigga or "jigaboo" who isnt gettin any pussy so he must jackoff........ a lot
combination of jigaboo and jackoff

eva since tyrese lost his job he's been a jackaboo

by willy and ryan June 11, 2006

jakubowski

to fellate one's own penis with the aid of a harness and an intricate system of pulleys.

Holy shit, I just saw the new Kylie Minogue video and I'm going home to Jakubowksi.

by Senor Swanky March 16, 2004

jackable

worthy of spewing a load all over one's belly

The nude photos of Hillary Clinton were so jackable that I couldn't hold my load back anymore and came five times

by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Jackblackish

When a good movie which has a cast containing Jack Black involves him too much in the movie, subsequently ruining it.

''King Kong was pretty good yeh. Watts and Brody did their part, but to be honest it was a bit Jackblackish sometimes''

by TheBald March 31, 2010

jackbarras

::to pull a jackbarras. To essentially cockblock yourself, or to boxblock a woman.

while home on coast guard leave, a Andrey was fadiddling Mary's hooha, when for some reason unbeknownst to us and to Mary, he stopped before she reached climax. therefore pulling a jackbarras

by DaveColarusso February 16, 2008

Jackurva Pina

The assimilation of derogatory Hungarian slang terms and an American name in order to describe a vile creature, leaving no stones unturned.

Best used in reference to a specific male.

-J.Phillips is the epitome of the classic Jackurva Pina.

-FUCKING JACKURVA PINA!

by 'Noneemous March 27, 2009

jackunzel

The pairing between Jack Frost from Rise Of The Guardians and Princess Rapunzel from Tangled. They rival Jelsa which is the pairing of Jack Frost and Elsa from Frozen.

Girl: Jackunzel is life.
Girl 2: Jack x Rapunzel is love.
Girl 3: Fuck you, Jelsa forever.

by sadboys inc. December 28, 2014