jackmanifoldswigstoenail

they are a person who uses all pronouns and is better then god

Person1: do you follow jackmanifoldswigstoenail on tiktok?
Person2: no

Person1: shoots person2

by sir.simone October 4, 2021

JackDaniels

1.Bestestfriends
2.A cool ass name
3.Some down ass Chicks

Whad up JackDaniels!

by Jackie July 27, 2003

Jackmall

NY type of girl with pretty face, style and smile. She smokes too much, and drinks till shes gone, seems stable but she will go crazy on you. Always tries to start and win debates. She usually is broke and has rich boyfriends. She's the type to lead you on then leave.

I thought she was a nice good girl, but after that football party saturday night and a bottle of vodka later, she turned into jackmall, threw up and passed out on my floor.

I found out she was a jackmall when she talked me into buying her new shoes, rings, clothes and purses, and then left me for a hotter guy.

by rass89 November 2, 2009

Jackhander

When a man grips his penis with both hands, fist over fist (requires substantially sized penis), and then has the partner grasp both of his forearms and create a motion similar to that of a jackhammer. A variation can be done by a woman holding a dildo.

Dude, that chick was crazy, she hopped on top and gave me the jackhander!

by Jackman17 July 25, 2012

Jackanave

An idiot who does stupid and non-sensical things; Someone who does something that a jerk would do

"That jackanave broke up with me, jumped off a roof onto a trampoline, and got with my best friend."

by Asher Redman November 9, 2011

jackdane

N: a dog breed cross between a Jack Russell and a Great Dane.

Jimmy's new puppy is a jackdane.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

jackwanker

A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.

Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"

Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."

Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"

All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*

Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*

by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019