One of the legion of boring fuckers who talk endlessly and religiously about their i-phones, but who will not hear a bad word about same.
Couldn't get Sarahon the phone, because she'd no coverage, but when I tried to tell her to get a phone with some reception, she flipped - she's such an iVangelist!
by mikmak69 September 2, 2010
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Boxer in Rocky IV played by Dolph Lundgren. Captain in the Red army from The Soviet Union, was the ametuer champion. Credited for killing Apollo Creed within 2 rounds. Used Steriods and high tech work out equipment. 6'3 223lbs {don't quote me on that}, Got the shit knocked out of him in a 15 round fight with Rocky Balboa, prolly got shot afterward for being such a disgrace to his country.
"you will lose"- Drago to Apollo before the match
"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match
"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match
"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
by Schreiberdeutsch April 8, 2005
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Typical Russian~ A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.
usually a jerk but can be the sweetest guy around
body compost of 75% vodka
has an odd obsession with Ak-47, mafia, and techno
-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
also the sonova bich can party ALL night and still get A on math sci physucks etc
Typical Russian~ A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.
usually a jerk but can be the sweetest guy around
body compost of 75% vodka
has an odd obsession with Ak-47, mafia, and techno
-says "blyat" before starting every sentance
-ends sentances with "nahuy"
-parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life.
-eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort.
-get kicked out of the jcc
-dont go to temple anymore
-see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes.
-purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for
-buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing
-go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka.
-bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same.
also the sonova bich can party ALL night and still get A on math sci physucks etc
by deleat if gay February 16, 2009
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He is the most handomest boy around.
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Ivan is:
.An excellent Basketball player.
.Athletic.
.Kind.
.Knows how to treat a lady.
.Great in bed.
.very..very Sexy.
What more can i say?
I Love Ivan.
He is the most handomest boy around.
There isn't a point to living, if Ivan isn't in your life.
Ivan is:
.An excellent Basketball player.
.Athletic.
.Kind.
.Knows how to treat a lady.
.Great in bed.
.very..very Sexy.
What more can i say?
I Love Ivan.
by Peice.Of.Candy August 3, 2011
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Girl 2: damn I had to be in a wheel chair for 2 weeks when I slept with ivan
Girl 3: ivan and I lasted for 7 hours, I’m paralyzed from the waist below
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Girl 3: ivan and I lasted for 7 hours, I’m paralyzed from the waist below
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