One Inch Itch

when one has an itch approximately one inch up their ass.

i really can't go out tonight, i've got this one inch itch that i need to tend too.

by mindweasel March 10, 2009

It itches.

euphemism for "I have an S.T.D."

"Shit dogg I heard you banged Lil' Kim last weekend. She's a nasty slut and all, but she's pretty hot and has a nice rack. What you gotta say for yo' self playa?"
"It itches."

by Nick D April 19, 2003

itch.com

Contracting a sexually transmitted disease through unprotected intercourse with someone you met on the Internet. Typically, initial contact occurs through Match.com, Facebook or replying to Nigerian bank scams.

The subject of an itch.com will normally seek to justify symptoms on banal and unrelated causes. See "wishful thinking".

Victim/dumbass: shit dude, I ploughed this slut I met over the Internet a few days ago... And the best part is, she totally let me hit it without a Jon <high fives friend> Hope she doesn't get preggers... #Yolo!

Friend: that's awesome, dude! What was it like?

Victim/dumbass: it was great... Strangest thing is, I've been pissing blood ever since but I figure it's prolly because I drink tomato juice, or something...

Friend: errr, listen bromosexual, I think you got hit with an itch.com. You should probably get your ass to a sex clinic. Don't worry, push come to shove I'll totally do right by your sister when she comes of age.

by The Registry December 5, 2013

hells itch

A sunburn that itches badly and when you go itch it it burns like hell, tends to be extremely painful

John: dude my sunburns itches but when i scratch it it hurts like hell!
Bill: oh dude youve got hells itch

by TheYeti138 May 18, 2018

Bishop's Itchington

Bishop's Itchington is a small rural village located about 6.5 miles east of Royal Leamington Spa. It is a well known fact that at least 99.9% of the population of Bishop's Itchington is made up of inbreeds. Everyone in Bishop's Itchington is some how related.

Person1-Stop saying shit about my cousin.
Person2-You're from Bishop's Itchington, everyone is your cousin!

by coolcallumdefinitions November 30, 2011

ermahgerd my balls itch

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.

boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

by ermahgerd glersticks August 20, 2014

7 Year Itch

The "7 Year Itch" comes from a 50's movie. There is a natural tendency to get bored with your romantic / sexual partner after awhile (7 years).

That dude's got the 7 year itch, he's screwing everyone but his wife.

by Ordinary Man 2 March 8, 2016