Israeli Ceasefire

An agreement that you don't intend to keep, where nobody believes you will keep it, and then you quickly break it and return to the thing you promised to stop doing. All of the time you believe you are under the assumption of a good faith agreement and probably blaming the other party for breaking it.

Dave said that if she cleaned the living room, he'd clean the bathroom. Instead, he bombed the toilet and didn't flush. It was a total Israeli Ceasefire.

by LT Jr March 18, 2025

Israeli

A super hot chick from Israel that you would bang.

I would totally Israeli her

by Mahbarley August 11, 2024

Isra

Isra is a really energetic funny girl, she’s really really fashionable!! She’s the icon!! people loves how Isra’s vibe, people love how isra talk, her smile. generally when people first see Isra they thought she’s has a mean personality but probably she has a really warm heart but… if u try to play her in a bad way she would be the biggest snake, u should be scared sometimes :)))

Omg Did you see Isra’s new shoes?
-oh they’re so trendy thoo!!

-Ohw wait are u from Israel?
-girl noo😭😭

“Uhhh I love her Isra makes my day!!”

“I don’t know but I like her vibe a lot”

“She’s the moment”

“Dangg! Built like a model”

by baby viki November 25, 2021

Israelies

everything reported by the Israeli media must be justified, whatever it is. regardless of any news, among others. must be eliminated and should not be discussed for more than 2 months

Israelies News : Hamas Raping israeli woman, and they kidnapped a child in gaza.

by Darklight 2023 January 25, 2024

Israeli

A person who goes into other people’s homes and pretends it’s their home too.

Guy 1: „Bro I just moved all my stuff to my neighbours place 🤣“
Guy 2: „Bro you’re being such an Israeli, you can’t just do that.”

by Flowerthrower January 23, 2024

israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada

I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.

by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023