Internet

An immensely popular plexus of information/data that can be viewed pictorally, literally (words, writing) or heard.

Because of its versatility, intangibility, and uncontrollability, the Internet grows rapidly, expanding everyday.

However, due to this growth, it has become virtually synonymous with "virus" or "porn." Despite those setbacks, the Internet can be a great device.

If careful, one can avoid the porn, and viruses it harbors.

Also, because of the Internet's versatility, it can used as an online multiplayer-playground. People from Europe can play against a person in South America, while he/she may be chatting with someone in the USA.

The Internet grew in popularity during the 1990's. It is now practically ubiquitous.

by Verdantai June 23, 2004

internet

The only place where "Freedom of speach" actually exists.

On the internet one can point out that 86% of terrorists are Islam without being called a racist.

by starky August 25, 2007

The Internet

Where the good go to die.

Jim: I went and posted some of my music on the internet the other day, and when i went to check on the comments, i found many calling me a homosexual. Time for me to an hero.

by bAiDeN March 19, 2009

internet

A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.

Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

internet

Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information.

However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.

Person A: I'm going on the Internet.
Person B: Pervert.

by generic May 10, 2005

Internet

A collection of terabytes of data ranging from MIME to .exe's

I died b4 I finished downloading the internet. haha

by Jie Chou September 22, 2003

internet

a place to store porn

today there is no need to hide shit shoved into your matress cause its in the internet

by hibachi April 09, 2007