MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

A psychological diagnosis that entails having enough intellegence to survive, but no more.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.

MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder) by Compersious June 25, 2019

united nation intelligence taskforce 

A hidden organisation covering up the existence of alens. they were founded by NATO.

"I know them there, united nation intelligence taskforce there good people"

united nation intelligence taskforce by Cyrill July 30, 2006

Military Intelligence 

an excuse for moving into another country so you can take theyer oil without bein called a empire building loonytick

see wordgeorge bush/word

military inteligence tells us that...are a thret so we have to kill them and take theyer land and theyer oil valuable oil

Military Intelligence by bob September 27, 2003

Practical Intelligence 

A combination of "Book Smarts" and common sense.

God is she dumb, she has no practical intelligence whatsoever.

Practical Intelligence by Zapot8 April 19, 2009

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator 

The Aperture Science brand Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

Did you just toss the Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator? That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah.

Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator by TheREALQuazar May 23, 2022

counter intelligence 

Dis happens when you is lost in a strange country, and you go and asks people if they can count. If they can yous in counter-intelligence.

Q. Hey bro, can you count?
A. Eins, Tsvei, Tzvi, Four , Five.

counter intelligence by Jeff Barouch July 6, 2004

Social Intelligence 

The requisite capacity of a person or agent to perceive immediate domain of influence and act or interact, in ways that enhances their purpose without diminishing personal values or that of others.

Having attained mastery in drawing his graffiti, all that’s left is the social intelligence to relate with the interested patrons and profit.

Social Intelligence by Ixrael Lee September 22, 2018