courtesan injection

An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.

Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

intrapenis injection

1. Where a dude is administered a dose of meds by inserting a smooth-tipped syringe into his urethra.
2. Where Dude#1 jizzes into a specially-designed syringe as described in Definition #1, and then injects said jizz into Dude#2's tallywacker so that his own sperm will be also released along with Dude#2's load during his next intercourse-session.

Intrapenis injection can be useful in at least two commonly-occurring circumstances: one is if Dude #1 wishes that the gal whom Dude#2 is about to mate with would allow him to "do it" with her, too, and so at least he can know that his own love-juice will be deposited into the gal's "special spot" along with the other guy's load; the other situation would be if the two guys are concerned that the gal may get pregnant, and so they hope to confuse a DNA-test by mixing up their jizz on its way in.

by QuacksO February 1, 2018

Italian by Injection

The Italian American male “act” to inject (copulate) his non italian american spouse and bless her to thus become italian american by injection.

True, my wife Monica is from east europe but after sleeping with her she has become italian by injection.

by TheWolfffQueensBocaRaton October 10, 2022

soul injection

not an actual injection but playing soul or rock and roll to a group of people

"WHAT YOU NEED IS A SOUL INJECTION!!!"
*tutti fruitti by little richard starts playing*

by cloudydayz88 February 7, 2024

French Botox Injection

When a Geordie fornicates with a baguette after the club while eating a kebab

Does Gaz think that sandwich is a “bird”. Looks like a French Botox injection to me.

by Novocastilian August 9, 2025

cardiac injection

A person of age range 60-1 who has a needle that they sucked the cardiac juice out of there grandparent with and then injected themselves with it

"My grandpa landed me help with making my cardiac injection

by John Tiplet April 11, 2023

Led Injection

A fired bullet. Particularly used when it hits a target. (The action of shooting something/somebody)

Char 1: "Step the fuck back right now before I give you a led injection!" (Points gun)
Char 2: "Whoa, Whoa! Okay!"

by AdielenDaFelon January 3, 2025