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Italian Yeast Infection

A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
by fetusbob August 6, 2022
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infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.
I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
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Hot Beef Infection

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.
"Why did James give me a hot beef infection?!"
by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007
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Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.
"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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infected wart piss

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.
by Josh January 22, 2004
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complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.
Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!
by Mimono July 23, 2010
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Kentucky Yeast Infection

Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby
I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.
by She hole May 13, 2017
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