A yeast infection that occurs from garlic, or a similar Italian vegetable or herb. Passing it from the juice or residue on any given body part, and then transferred through sexual contact, causing a yeast infection.
Man, when I made dinner for my wife last night, I got a lot of garlic juice on my fingers and ended up giving her an Italian yeast infection after I had her in the bedroom.
by fetusbob August 6, 2022

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.
by Gids Mcgee December 8, 2007

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

by Josh January 22, 2004

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.
Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!
by Mimono July 23, 2010

by She hole May 13, 2017
