trench stench

The overwhelming odour eminating from a rather unwashed vagina.

Firkin' hell, Im glad I didnt go down on her, the trench stench was foul

by Kissifur September 14, 2008

Fuck Trench

A female who is the lowest of low in the on the slam chain, the highest being "Slam Pig" and the middle being "Slam Donkey." She has a face that seems to have been ran over with the "what-the-fuck truck" more that a few times, yet her body is banging enough to take a good fucking or six. You easily pick them up in the dark corners of the club where they lerk in packs, take them back to your place/car/parking garage/restroom, slam her once or twice then leave. No need for names or numbers. You and your dick will be ashamed, as you should be.

Ronnie: What happened to you last night? I turned around and you were gone.

Joe: I found a chick in the back corner with a body that looked like it could take a a good slamming, and she took it like a chanp right up against the bathroom wall.

Ronnie: A Hottie?

Joe: Uh.... well..... A Trench.

Ronnie: Dude. Fuck Trench?

Joe: Yeah Im going to go shower... Again.

Ronnie: Dude.....

by joeymaree January 18, 2009

trench warfare

warfare where opposing sides attack and counterattack while in ditches, first thought of in WWI.

trench warfare in world war I

by chris1143 November 5, 2010

Trench rot

What happens to you feet when you leave you boots on for way to long. Originating in the trenches during the first great war.

Q: "What smells like almonds and chemicals?"
A: "I got trench foot"

by Harry Lane Smith May 19, 2004

Trench FAce

Trench face occurs after at least four days of no sleep and 18 grams of mephedrone or 3 grams of NRG-1. Victims believe that the outside world is the battle of the somme and that their eyeballs have turned into penises.

Hey man your penis eyeballed anus-hole has major trench face.

dude, i havent seen you for a few days, your face is super-trenched!

by Trench-kil April 27, 2010

trench booty

is a guy or girl that has a very long butt like the trenches in world war 1

Sha'Mel: hey Jon do you see that girl over there with that trench booty?

Jon: Hell yea i do that ass is long.

by Karc30 May 31, 2009

Brown Trenching

to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex

Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."

Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"

Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"

by HansardSD July 13, 2010