watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge

Watching Amy Schumer out of your own will to get something you want.

"Hey, want to try the watching avengers at the theatre with a girl challenge?"
"WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE"

by JokersNeutralSpecial January 22, 2021

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition)

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

pre-game theatre (tay-aht)

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.

I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.

by Smitty February 25, 2003

Oppression Theatre

Oppression theater is the practice of implementing public, highly-visible measures to give off the appearance of being oppressed. However, no actual oppression is occurring. It is often done in conjunction with virtue signaling, and self inflicted victimization.

Despite living in a sought after suburban neighborhood, Wendy regularly engages in oppression theatre for attention.

by Joedaddy755 February 22, 2025

environmental theatre

Acts designed to give the impression of caring for the environment but not actually doing anything.

Banning straws is environmental theatre.

by BobNewheart1 May 30, 2019

The Movie Theatre Affect

When you're listening to 50's music in your headphones at a very low volume and suddenly get the feeling that you're sitting in a movie theater before the previews and there is light music playing in the background as you talk to your friends.

Whoa I think I'm experiencing The Movie Theatre Affect.

by BorkDog September 12, 2019