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illiterally

A measure of the over use or misuse of the term "literally".
"She illiterally said she was literally going to bed now"
by raujero December 20, 2019
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Selective Illiteracy Syndrome

Selective Illiteracy Syndrome is a serious mental/moral impairment which afflicts individuals who disagree with something but do not examine the presented evidence in support of what they differ with -not because they can’t read- they habitually choose to NOT honestly read out of an irrational paralysing fear that those they disagree with just might be right!

Usually employed by contrarians, internet atheists, trolls and the lazy.
C: You said you wanted proof for my position. Here is all the verifiable evidence that I could find.

A: You're still wrong!

C: How exactly?

A: ....um, reasons.

C: You never read it did you? And I suppose you never intend to either, simply because you don't WANT it to be true!. So...How long have you been suffering from Selective Illiteracy Syndrome?
by WHY?Outreach December 10, 2019
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iliterate

A word used by a person who its horrible at insulting others. (It's spelled illiterate)
person 1: You iliterate bitch!
person 2: ....dumbass.
by the_epitome_of_Gigi July 5, 2007
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iclitorate

When a guy doesnt know where the clit is.
My mate fucked that babe the other night, she told me this morning that he had no idea. She said "He's iclitorate."
by Kurt G April 10, 2008
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illiterature

The re-publication of a literary work in non-written form.
All book-on-tape and movie based on book would be considered Illiterature.
by funke_75 June 13, 2009
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iCLITerate

A person who does not know what a clitoris is or what it is for. Someone bad in bed.
Cliterally you cant find it?" "You're iCLITerate.
by Mahoney2 February 22, 2011
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illiterati

Not so secret society of people who seemingly know something about Every subject, but somehow never grasped the basic concepts of the English language.
The illiterati have many 'good ideals' about how to make the world a better place.
by cia0cicci0 April 4, 2011
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