illiterati 

Not so secret society of people who seemingly know something about Every subject, but somehow never grasped the basic concepts of the English language.

The illiterati have many 'good ideals' about how to make the world a better place.

illiterati by cia0cicci0 April 4, 2011

Illiterati 

The poorly educated cult leaders who run the world’s governments.

How people as dumb as Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene became members of congress is beyond me. They must be members of the Illiterati.

Illiterati by eekwhim February 10, 2022

Illiterati 

The opposite of the Illuminati, who take pride in their high level of knowledge and learning. An Illiterati takes pride in the fact that they are ignorant and refuse to learn (adjust their paradigm)often to the severe detriment of those around them.

Many examples abound, from the liberal screaming out News Media sound Bites to the clergy who says trust their judgment while molestation lawsuits rain upon them.

Illiterati by Ironbrand April 23, 2005

Fox Illiterati

Those who willingly go along with the misinformation perpetuated by Fox News and adopt it as their own point of view.

The Fox Illiterati say that gas prices have fallen since August 2025 despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Fox Illiterati by Dr. R. October 18, 2026

Technologically illiterate

Someone who doesn't know and will probably never learn how to work a computer or any form of technology, i.e video games, cell phones, microwaves, etc.

Mother: Honey, where's the space bar?
Teen: Mom, its the biggest key on the keyboard.
Mother: Oh thank you, that really helps a lot.
Teen: *Sighs* Mom, you are so technologically illiterate.

Technologically illiterate by Frostgirl117 February 24, 2011

Abusive illiterate 

An abusive illiterate is a very low life stage of human or know as a Rowan Cuntingham who think being abusive to women while in a relationship or abusing a child the ages of and between 10-17 years old is a perfectly fine thing to do then after a week play it off as if nothing happened. While on the illiterate behalf is on the lower brain ability to the point of not being able to read a 2 page babybook with no words or write the simplest of words such as him ,her, the, it and so on. An abusive illiterate is not a person you will or would ever want to involve yourself with.

"Tim: That Rowan hit her and her son and played it off as If it was nothing"

"Jack: i know and all because he was jealous that they could spell They and he couldn't"

Abusive illiterate

Abusive illiterate by Dill_dough November 1, 2020

Parking-lot Illiteracy 

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

Parking-lot Illiteracy by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017