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Iceland Surprise

The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.
Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.

Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!

Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.
by A Bored Amish Man December 28, 2010
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ice man

A move used during sex in which after ejaculation you wipe up the cum with your hands and use it to spike your hair. This move is used in the movie There's Something About Mary.
"I came on her back in great threads of man milk and before she could reach the towel I pulled the ice man. She looked at me with a combination of disgust and admiration."
by Beanoh September 12, 2006
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Icelandic Icepick

When some body is going down on a guy, and right before he cums he whacks the back of their head, so that the person going down snarfs the Jizz.
When Casale goes down on Hart with his sleeping mask Hart doesn't have to worry about giving Casale an Icelandic Icepick because the nose mask will catch the Jizz.
by phractal33 January 31, 2008
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Icelandic

the term used to describe only those people that are of the whitest complexion, and who most commonly belong to a wolf pack.
Woah, look at Mari and Vlad they are so awesome and white, they must be Icelandic.

Mari- Maoww
Vlad- Owwwww
Mari- Maooowww Maaooww
Vlad- hey shes a nice lady.!
by EL COCO The Destroyer December 16, 2010
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Icelandic

Dude that show was icelandic
by whackerbate September 20, 2016
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icemaker

When u say something to break the ice but totally fail doing it so the result is instead a really awkward silence. The ice thickens..
First day at school and u are in a group of people that doesn't know eachother. Smalltalking is slow so u decide to break the ice with some funny joke. The joke however is totally inappropriate and peoples response is a massively awkward silence... now there is just more ice to break. instead of an icebreaker, u pulled an icemaker.
by Pete Nords August 14, 2011
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Icelandic

People from the country of Iceland. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered European or not because I don't know.
I am Icelandic because my father is descended from Leif Erikson.
by !@ August 6, 2007
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