Do I stink?

This is said by someone that is worried about whether their genitals have a stink to it. Even though they have good hygiene they are insecure about it because either someone has told them there was a smell or they have smelled stinky genitals before.

girl: What's going on? Why did your erection go down? guy: I'm exhausted and gotta get some sleep. girl: Is it me? Do I stink? guy: No. Lets do it in the morning.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

I would do my part

A subtle way to say that you would obviously hook up with an attractive girl, without sounding desperate.

Ian: Wow, Lily is looking good today. I would love to lay her out on that table and...
Karl: Come on dude, don't be so crass. But yes, I would do my part.

by John Wilkes Boothman October 8, 2009

I can do that in Tony Hawk.

A phrase used when you want to look awesome, but somebody just beat you to it. Refers to the game series "Tony Hawk's Pro Skater," where would-be real life impressive feats can be performed with a few button presses.

Dude 1: Man, that guy just did a 900.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Man, that guy can do the robot like a madman!
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

or

Dude 1: Dude, I just killed someone. I'm really freaking out.
Dude 2: I can do that in Tony Hawk.

by bob mcboberson November 10, 2008

I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

I don't do that shit anymore

What stoners say when they are off of a drug for about 2 weeks before just going back to doing it. People who are serious about quitting probably won't word it that way.

Freind: Lucas wanna go smoke some dro?
Freinds freind: I don't do that shit anymore

1 week later...

1:Lucas wanna go light up?
2: Hell Yeah!!

by kboyz123 March 26, 2011

do-i-rrhea

N. Do I have diarrhea? The moment you go to the bathroom thinking you only need to do a #1 but quickly understand this is going to be a saucy #2

I just came back from the restroom at this fine establishment where I had a bad case of do-I-rrhea.

by J&L2014 April 17, 2021

i actually do cuss a little

That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove

Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*

by fluffy_m0chi June 9, 2022