No Hipster

A variation on no homo used when the speaker has made a statement suggesting he/she is a hipster. The phrase implies that the speaker is aware of the hipster nature of his/her statement and wishes to clarify that he/she is in fact not a hipster.

Use of this statement generally solidifies the speaker's status as a hipster, especially if he/she uses it ironically.

No hipster, but I think the music of Justin Bieber is a harbinger of the death of high culture in this century.

by le lit March 15, 2011

Wanna be hipster

Back then, hipsters were people who simply appreciated any form of art and loved music(mainly jazz). Now, somehow, the idea real hipsters had transformed into people who either wear high-waisted pants and crop tops 24/7, or dress in pure "vintage". Not because they actually adore the style, but because all other "hipsters" are doing it. They are completely normal yet talk about being "very weird". Wanna be hipsters listen to indie rock, not because they like it, but because "that's what hipsters do". They most likely google "how to be a hipster" and follow everything they find. They wear moccasins and claim to not do their hair when they obviously put product in the night before or whilst getting ready in the morning. They claim to "not care" about their appearances yet they put ten pounds of makeup on everyday. They buy books on how to draw, create a couple of masterpieces for show, and drop the hobby altogether until they feel the need to create more proof of being true "artists". They want to be hippies and talk about nature as if they actually appreciate it, even though they couldn't care less in reality. Because everyone on the "hipster"-full website, tumblr, everyone now wants to be like every "hipster" they see.. which is why all wanna be hipsters hate everyone and want to move to the uk. They all claim to be different, yet they don't realize being "different" is taking over and now all wanna be ("original") hipsters are cliche. They are all pathetic.

wanna be hipster: "OMG LOOK AT THIS OVER-PRICED CROP TOP I FOUND. NO ONE WOULD WEAR ANYTHING LIKE THIS, IM GOING TO BUY IT."
stranger: "wow what a f***ing wanna be hipster. How pathetic."

by anooonnnnnn September 25, 2011

hipster doorbell

Walking up to your friend's door and calling their cell (from your cell) to be let in. This is often because you're both lame hipsters living in cheaper apartments/

The front buzzer hasn't worked for years. Just use the hipster doorbell and I'll come down to let you in.

by locke61dv February 13, 2009

snow hysteria

When the populace's fear of a snowstorm creates traffic jams and general panic way before any flakes even fall. Usually turns out to be a totally disproportionate response to a minor snowstorm.

Everyone is fleeing the office thanks to snow hysteria...but it isn't supposed to start snowing until 9 PM.

by Alpine McGregor December 22, 2008

Hipster

Definitions are too mainstream.

Hipster's can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.

by Stormageddon Dark Lord Of All October 7, 2011

Hipster Speedball

Drinking espresso, or other coffee shop drinks, while smoking marijuana.

I am going to stop by the Bean Fiend tonight, hang out on the back deck, for a quick Hipster Speedball before I ride my fixie downtown to check out Hadag Nachach. You've probably never heard of them.

by ObservingSCAD September 22, 2011

hipster

A pretentious, self-indulgent, usually a 20-to-30 something that believes because they posses a college education, particularly within the Liberal Arts & Sciences, that they are somehow more "enlightened" than the rest of society. The hipster in most instances falls within the "talker" side of society as opposed to the "doer" side, as defined by the Conservative/libertarian economist Thomas Sowell. Hipsters are fond of using terminology such as "misogynist" "androgynous" "feminist" "racist" and other "progressive" or "enlightened" politically cultural marxist or left-wing catch phrases meant to denote the feeling that "they care...YOU don't" "they are intelligent....YOU aren't." The irony to hipster logic, is that, despite often being described as having an appreciation for the "ironic" the hipster doesn't understand that whether a particular trend is mainstream, or counter cultural, that they are still buying into something that is marketable, despite the "dumb sheeple" that continue to buy into the mainstream. Their "brand" is just as altogether marketable and fashionable as Mainstream trends. Urban Outfitters, and other retailers are still making money off of the hipster's self-righteous dissent. The above said definition isn't meant to apply to all individuals that self identify as being a hipster, it is merely a generalization.

An assumption amongst the hipster is that all individuals that do not partake in their cultural charade are intellectually or socially inadequate or inferior, alluding to their self-righteous sense of grandiosity.

by Steel Reserve November 6, 2012