by Nick Giardina August 19, 2007
A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.
"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
by Shumado April 12, 2013
A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.
by JK Knowling March 13, 2022
When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.
by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017
by Swimmah😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 February 22, 2019
A husband or boyfriend who follows or sits and waits on a bench their wife or girlfriend while she shops. Usually found in malls, sitting on a bench while on their phone, or falling asleep.
I was like a bored husband today, just following my friends around while they shopped because I didn't have any shopping money.
by klepthomaniac June 27, 2016