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ex husband

one who pulls himself excessively
by sam December 4, 2003
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surrogate husband

a close male friend who takes place of the real husband when he is away
Dale was my surrogate husband while Nick was in Vegas
by Nick Giardina August 24, 2007
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pet husband

A husband who provides constant care and attention to his emotionally needy Amazon wife. This husband is required to constantly attend her and follow her where ever she goes; even when not always appropriate.
"Who's that guy that's been sitting out in the parking lot for 3 hours?"

"Oh, that's Sally's pet husband. He's waiting for her to finish work."
by Shumado April 14, 2013
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Pias Husband

whaaat? she is married? yes bitches thats totally right. married to the most handsome man on earth. oh yes.

He always listens to her and is always there for her.

She is so in love with him.
In fact, no one has ever made her feel like he does. He makes her happy even when she thinks she‘s at her lowest. He manages to make her smile everytime they talk.
Her heart makes a little jump everytime he calls her.
Her face lights up with joy and pure happiness everytime they are together.
And somehow she always seems happier, whenever he‘s around.
Mert,
seni cok seviyorum

I love you so much

Ich liebe dich so sehr
„Omg have you seen Pias Husband? He is so handsome!“
„Have you heard? Pias Husband, Mert Celik, made her the most happiest woman on earth. Wow they are both so lucky to have each other“
by merts wife February 6, 2022
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Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.
Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.
by Slabshack November 28, 2018
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Kageyama Husband ;)

KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY KAGEYAMA SIMPS ALL THE WAY OUR HUSBAND KAGEYAMA SIMPS

Kageyama Simp: PRETTY , NICE , EVERYTHING GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kageyama Husband ;) gdffdtrsghvbchg
by Rain ;) November 8, 2020
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Chocolate Husband

A denizen of the Luxembourg region, often originating from Belgium. Expert chocolatier, specializing in the gourmet crafting of chocolate waffles.

Often a sweet companion, but lacking in real substance.
"Hey girl, I heard you're back on the market?"

"No, I got me a Chocolate Husband!"
by Laughing Stoic February 27, 2011
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